after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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