Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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