Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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