): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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