therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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