Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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