have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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