That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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