i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I love having hate sex.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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