North Korea, Best Korea!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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