I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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