Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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