he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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