There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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