yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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