My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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