Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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