around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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