I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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