I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
