We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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