Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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