Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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