their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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