Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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