school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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