Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
