do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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