I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
