I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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