it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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