it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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