This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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