he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Sext me about skeletons
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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