So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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