is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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