Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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