he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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