I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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