I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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