You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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