So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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