and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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