no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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