Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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