last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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