if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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