do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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