wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You can't motorboat a personality
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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