i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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